imapotatohearmeroar: I googled chickens wearing sweaters and I wasn’t disappointed
me: goodnight moon
moon: goodnight lil bitch
dirks: dirks: dirks: I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion that was a bad idea
shalrath: do 69 year olds laugh at the number 12
Having that awkward teacher who is always trying...
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am